Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Opraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!


Oprah Winfrey is officially the best boss ever.

In honour of her 55th birthday, the self made billionaire, is hosting a 3 day party in Barcelona, followed by a 10-day Mediterranean cruise for her entire 1,700 member staff AND their families!!! And of course, Mama O is taking care of the bill, which includes food, transportation and “special activities”, totalling $5,400 per person.

RECESSION WHO?

The mammoth team will travel from Barcelona to Italy, Turkey, Greece AND Malta on a luxurious Norwegian Gem liner booked specifically for the occasion.

…And of course, this isn’t the first time Oprah has done this sort of thing. A few years back she took her entire staff on an all expense paid holiday to Hawaii.

Seriously, Oprah, hire me…Please??

Peace, Love & Oprah

I'm Kinda Like a Big Deal

Monday, June 22, 2009

Shogun's SOUND OFF

NEW SEGMENT I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE....MORE VISUAL(for the reading impaired) COMING VERY SOON YA YA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIG!!!



Sunday, June 21, 2009

CAUGHT LOOKIN' @ MYSELF


ITS WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.... CAUGHT LOOKING@MYSELF THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ~SHOGUN~SOLO ALBUM TO BE MADE AVAILABLE AS A FREE DOWNLOAD FOR THE FIRST 1000 FANS SET FOR RELEASE AUGUST THIS SUMMER (without fail) We know ur thirsty for it......ya ya YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIG!!!




Saturday, June 13, 2009

HE'S OUR SAVIOR OR SO HE SAYS

"THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH CAN WAIT....WHEN IT COMES TO BITCHES" lol (quoted by Beeker Muppet)




SHOUT OUT TO CHUCK NAST FOR THIS ONE lolol

REMIXX KILLING ME SLOWLYYYYYYY


And then reviving me and killing me again like rotisserie chicken and then treating my wounds and burns and then chinese water torturing the shit out begging for someone to commit euthanasia and then putting me in a shark tank with just my legs exposed and a snorkel and breathing pump and my hands tied so i can see them eat my legs off and if that wasnt enough putting me in a BAG and leaving me in the middle of a cobble stone road during the running of the BULLS.....remixxxxxxxxxxxx


South African STYLE ya ya YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIG!!!




Lauryn should be PROUD this chicks crazier than she IS...

Friday, June 12, 2009

MTL TALENT....(I see U Goser n Mirazh)

I might be a lil late on this one but give me CREDIT ....I'm a one man MEDIA OUTLET HERE....


Crackhead Plottin to ROB T-Pain


Is it JUST ME??????? or does this chick sound like she finna HUNT DOWN T-PAIN FOR THAT CHAIN...

no doubt in my mind It's a foolish purchase but it's a foolish purchase on a ratio of that man's money to ur bank acct....because babymama buying a new pair of shoes when baby girl hasn't gotten any new diapers yet is equal in my mind... and his purchase is only magnified by its gimmick, because when Paris Hilton buys a doggy bag for 10 000$ who's saying its foolish...especially when that guys doing the voice over from the lifestyles of the rich and famous....he makes it sound so legit that this BITCH bought a bag to carry a dog in under her arm....I seen hippies adopt the cloth wrap that African women and Tibetan mothers have used for centuries to carry their own 2nd hand weed smoke high babies around. SO let's not judge the man as quick before we can JUDGE society for the ignorance it has set upon itself.....CHUCCCCCCCCCH N Tabernacle

Thursday, June 11, 2009

GET FAMILIAR pt #5


LYRIKILL AKA ONE SHOT KILL AND AK THE KID FROM THE "CHA" RELEASE THE HEAVILY ANTICIPATED VIDEO "FOR MY HOOD" SHIT DOESN'T NEED MY CERTIFICATION IF IT'S ON RIGATONI TV....YA YA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIG....

MONTREAL BE PROUD





p.s. SHOGUN LIKES.....I LIKEY ALOT...LOL

GROW UP TO BE ANYTHING

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I'M NEVER GOING TO JAIL

....that's all I'm saying......

JAY STAY PAID

He's got that TUPAC aura about him...man's dead (SO U SAY) and he's still putting out beat albums...all I'm gonna say is...he single handed INFLUENCED AND ERA ....PERIOD. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS....~J-DILLA~





(GOOD LOOKIN MY MAIN MAN MIKE J)





SHOUT OUT TO CHUCK NAST 4 this ONE

When I hear PEOPLE complain about their lives, or the struggles that be, the hardships they have, how hard it is to make it in this music Industry, especially nowadays more so than ever......and then I see A man take his LOVE for the music into his own hands...LITERALLY....it makes me want to tell every whining complaining spoiled lack of effort cry baby bitch boy or girl to shut the fuck up get on your horse and ride that slag ragged........GET UR GAME UP and enjoy

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

If U havent seen this NOW YOU HAVE

WELL WORTH THE WAIT AND WORTH ANOTHER LOOK....ALWAYS MAKES A CLASSIC VISUAL VIDEO...ALWAYS




IS THAT REALLY YOUUUUUUU????


UMMM...does this whole scenario remind u guys of anything....I don't know some thing back in the day way back when on a friday night with the family sitting down in front the t.v. during ABC's TGIF prime time line up in a certain household with a certain uber nerd turned scientifically cool during a well known BLACK sitcom with the eternal catch phrase of....DID I DOOOOO THAT!!!???











I WONT DOUBT THAT I LIKE URKEL OR THAT RYAN LESLIE IS A SICK MUSICIAN....I'm just stating a comparison that my RIGATONI mind has manifested whilst waking up out of my bed........(SMILE) ya ya YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIG!!!

I WANNA HAVE A BIRTHDAY EVERYDAY




THIS SONG CANT BE DENIED

IT'S SPELT N-B-A......NOT..........S-A-T.





Derrick Rose is a hell of a basketball player.

Over the past four years he’s won two high school state championships, reached the NCAA title game and was named NBA rookie of the year.

Derrick Rose is, by all accounts, a good person.

He’s never gotten into any serious trouble and is known as a quiet, hardworking and unassuming guy. His teammates swear by him and the fans who know him best, in his hometown of Chicago, have flocked to him for the way he’s carried himself on and off the court.

Derrick Rose is the American dream.

Rising from humble South Side roots, at age 20 he’s already a self-made millionaire with the Bulls. Barring injury he should make more than $100 million by the time he’s 35. He’s building a reputation for charity back in his neighborhood.


Derrick Rose isn’t much of a student.

This is what the NCAA alleges. It claims he had someone stand in for him on his SAT because he couldn’t manage to make the relatively meager score he needed to play college ball at Memphis (his qualifying test was a “740 or 750,” according to a source with knowledge of the situation). Then, as the Chicago Sun-Times reported, one of his high school grades was changed from a “D” to a “C” in order to help his college eligibility chances.

For the record, Rose denied all of this to the NCAA although he hasn’t spoken publicly since the allegations broke last week.

The fact we know his score, the fact that Rose is dealing with embarrassing questions, the fact that the NBA has another young star wrapped in scandal and two universities are fretting about Saturday’s NCAA infractions hearing, is the latest testament to the NBA’s wrong and ridiculous 19-year-old age limit.

This isn’t to absolve the people involved, but the question shouldn’t just be did Derrick Rose cheat on his SAT?

It should be why the heck did he have to take it in the first place?

If Rose sang or danced or wrote computer code, even if he hit forehands or curveballs and not free throws, his acumen at standardized questions concerning probability, diction and critical reading wouldn’t matter.

They do in basketball because NBA commissioner David Stern wanted to control long-term labor costs and use college ball to market his young stars. In 2005, his league began requiring American players (but not Europeans) to be at least one year out of high school to be drafted.

That essentially sends them to college ball, where outdated and hypocritical amateurism and academic rules exist not because they have any moral basis, but so the NCAA can avoid billions in local and federal taxes.

As a result, young players have to play pretend before they can play ball. They have to pretend that amateurism rules can stop the wheels of capitalism. They have to pretend that an arbitrary thing like a minimum SAT score – which is never how the test was designed to be used – is a fair hurdle they need to clear to pursue their professional aspirations.

They have to pretend because the NCAA long ago figured out how to use its rule book as a tax haven.

And so into this round hole gets slammed the square peg of young players – Rose, O.J. Mayo and pretty much every other one-and-done star who lit up the college season before bolting to the NBA.

And, too often, they wind up with the NCAA slamming them for potentially not following rules that have no real world validity.

How is this helping Stern market his players?

Is it good to have Rose arrogantly ripped by the NCAA for failing “to deport himself in accordance with the high standards of honesty and sportsmanship normally associated with … intercollegiate athletics”?

Is it a positive to have rival fans mock him with “SAT, SAT” chants for years to come? Or have Mayo embroiled in his own NCAA investigation into payments from an agent while he did his mandated season at Southern California?

All this is doing is playing up the same outdated stereotypes of young, black players that Stern usually fights so hard against. He’s sold these guys out to shorten careers and, more importantly, career earnings.

Deep down he knows they should have the right to turn pro out of high school the way Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Dwight Howard, Kevin Garnett and so many other stars did.

A semester or two in college isn’t the worst thing, but it also has nothing to do with playing basketball, being a good citizen or the ever-stated “protecting their futures in case of injury.”

There is no statistical evidence that players are better on or off the court after a stint on campus. There is, however, a century of win-at-all-cost proof by coaches and boosters that the NCAA’s “high standards of honesty and sportsmanship” are a complete joke.

For the sake of argument let’s assume Rose did have a high school friend stand in and take his SAT. He was desperate to qualify because the clear path to his dream and the fortune that comes with it was on the line. Any other route (Europe, junior college) is unproven.

So facing a system rigged against him, he instead rigged the system.

He kicked down the door, clearing an academic hurdle that bears no relation to his character as a person or his ability as a performer.

In Hollywood they make movies about people who do that.

In basketball, they vilify them and humiliate them, although not before they cash in on them.

We hold this standard almost exclusively for teenage basketball players, mostly African Americans, many from disadvantaged backgrounds and broken school systems (Rose’s Simeon Career Academy isn’t exactly Choate Rosemary Hall).

No one cared when Danica Patrick went pro as a race car driver at 16. No one tried to prevent Shawn Johnson from winning an Olympic gold at the same age or Miley Cyrus from making millions singing and acting with her dad even younger than that.

And no one ever required them to recognize analogies before doing so.

So why do we make Derrick Rose?



Monday, June 1, 2009

COOLY G (CLICK TITLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD)

FRESH NEW FLAVA ALL THE WAY FROM THE UK....COOLY G....NICE AS CAN BE ON THE WHEELS OF STEEL OR THUMPIN AWAY AT THE DRUM PADS IN THE STUDIO COOKIN UP THAT NICENESS...FOR ALL MY HOUSE ENTHUSIASTS GET CHUR SPEAKERS CHECKED BEFORE YOU PLAY THIS....



COOLY G FACT 46 MIX




CLICK TITLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD OF THIS ALBUM.......ya ya YAAAAAAAA DIG!!!

01 Cooly G – Weekend Fly
02 Martin Kemp – No Charisma
03 Sami Sanchez – What
04 Fingaprint – Print Rolla (Cooly Special)
05 Fuzzy Logik – Safari
06 Cooly G – Narst
07 Audio Halls Beat – Dougs Wana
08 Mista P – Funky Interlude
09 Cooly G – Dis Boy Pt 4
10 Mista P – Physic
11 T. Williams – Tight
12 T. Williams & Smokey – Dub
13 NB Funky – Riddim Box (Sami Sanchez Remix)
14 Unknown – Unknown
15 Halo & Kemal – African Dream
16 Hard Soul – Self Religion (Believe In Me)
17 Bopstaz at Work – Always Into Journey
18 DJ Gregory – Vasefa Argy Mix
19 Cooly G – Hard
20 Slisonic – Can U
21 Cooly G – Love Dub Refix
22 Dennis Ferrer – Touch the Sky
23 DJ Gregory – Attend 2
24 Frank Rodger – Nothing Feels the Same
25 Jovonn – New York City Banger