GET FAMILIAR PT 3 / Young Wise

MY DUDE FROM OHIO...YOUNG WISE....GET FAMILIAR...YA YA YAAAAAAA DIG!!!

YOUNG WISE "PROBLEM" from KANIL WARD on Vimeo.

DEFINITION OF A F*%KED UP PRANK

Now....
....my question is what would yooooooou do if you were in this situation....ENJOY

(courtesy of Apryll luv ya babes)

Love Seats See No Color LOLOL

Micheal jACKSON sang it best....but I am partial to a lil bit of ok skool crooning "EBONY............AND IVOOOOOOOOOOORY....TOGETHER......IN PERFECT HARMMMMMMMMMMONY"

dj KIDD......FREE DOWNLOAD MIX

(http://www.divshare.com/direct/7459913-80c.mp3)

or click TITLE

THE COSBY SHOW IS BACK (or is it?)

IT'S BEEN DECADES since the COSBY SHOW WAS THE DOMINANT tv Show Series of the WEEK...

Nick@nite AND dejaView have kept it in syndication and aired the re runs for like FOREVER....


BUT ITS BACK.....kinda....well....not really....but sort of...well ok it's new but it's not the old..well..

OK OK JUST CHECK IT


NOT THE COSBY SHOW is a new TRIPLE XXX rated adult film presentation that they invested beaucoup dough into promoting and into the production and it should be coming to a hidden computer folder near you pretty soon...chaaaaaaaaaaaa ya ya yaaaa dig!!!

Shout out to MONIQUE...

THEY SEEM TO START YOUNGER AND YOUNGER

BEATMAKERS THAT IS....LOL...VOHNBEATS...11 years old...
son of the great S1....
SICK

If that doesn't keep you tuned....then watch these please and then go to the closest mirror and slap yourself for being lazy and being off your hustle....ya ya yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa dig



SHOUT OUT TO NOE GUFF FOR THE source

Got a rOCKET in my Pocket for UR Outer SPACE gurllllll!!!!

Yeah ummm.....so....do I really need a premise and a set up for this or should I just let you fellas enjoy the pictures...if you've got some time between your reaching for kleenex tissues and your Palmers No Fragrance Hand Lotion I'd like to say we've all heard or come up with our own MAMA JOKES AND FAT JOKES...for insults...mais oui???

Yo Momma so fat, when she wears black she looks like outer space with no stars

yo mama so ugly when she went to outer space the moon disappeared!

Yo mama so big, she's the only object visible from outerspace

BUT WHEN YOUR LIL MAMA LOOKS LIKE THIS IN SILVER SURFERS PYJAMA PANTS....woah woah woah...

what do you say...

Kim Kardashian's ass is so PHAT that when she wears GALACTIC SPANDEX I WANNA CAPT KIRK HER MILKY WAY AND GO WHERE...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANNNNNNNNNNNN HAS GONE BEFOREEEEE!!!!


YA yA yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DIG!!!

RIZZO RAT STOLE MY GOUDA

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SWIZZ REMIND YOU OF RIZZO RAT FROM THE MUPPET SHOW..."ahhhhh don't worry bout it"...Producer Swizz Beatz (Kasseem Dean) has requested a court-approved gag order in the divorce proceedings with R&B singer Mashonda. Upon announcement of the divorce last year, gossip columns and sites began speculating the reason for the split was due to Swizz Beatz' alleged affair with R&B superstar and my future baby mama Alicia Keys. After vehemently denying the claims for months, Swizz confirmed the relationship earlier this month. Mashonda's attorney Bernard Clair criticized the request, lambasting the veteran producer for child neglect and his verse on Drake's "Best I Ever Had Remix," which the high-powered divorce lawyer claimed was a classless attempt to brag about the affair that allegedly ended his marriage. Speaking to the New York Post, Clair stated the issues with the divorce and child support were "flying under the radar until Mr. Dean and Alicia Keys went public about their long-term affair and he released a song implying that he likes it when Alicia serves him breakfast naked. Now that Mr. Dean's questionable conduct is being scrutinized, he suddenly wants a gag order and the media to be locked out?" The former couple divorced last April after four years of marriage.


Shout Out to DYMPLEZ for the INFO

"Dat Ain't No Virrrrrrgin"

Where do I even begin with this one....it's bad enough that I once had a lust worthy crush ON JANET.....Mz.jaCKsON if you're NASTY..(and i am) but then her music went south.....with that went her taste in men, and their height...she traded in Willy Wonka for his OOMPA loomPA or better yet......Mr.ROARKE for TATTOO (pun definitely INTENDED)
I say this because BEYONCE may have said PUT A RING ON IT.. I'm not sure if Jermaine Dupri heard the bootleg version with some static feedback but his mind was set to PUT A TAT ON IT....

and wooo weeee....ANGELS AND DEMONS ...passion of the christ was a cakewalk to what will come from this blaspheme...or maybe not....J.DUPES AND J.JACK aren't....well......KardashBUSH worthy......but enough about Kim's bikini wax....they arent KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH hot goo goo gaga gossip worthy anymore so MY QUESTION IS ...WHY.!!!!!! no ?uestion marks all EXCLAIMS AND EXPLAINATIONS PLEASE...WHY would you tat janet under ur funky armpit in the casing of the virgin MARY.....in the voice of JIM MORA SENIOR (Virgin...VIRGIN?...vIRGIN?..) rIgAtOnItV ya ya YAAAAAAAA DIG!!!

THANK YOU from RIGATONI TV

FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE SUPPORTED AND VIEWED AND KEPT UP TO DATE ON RIGATONI TV...

...THE FEEDBACK HAS BEEN IMMENSE AND THOUGH IT'S A TAD BIT COMPLICATED LEAVING MSGS AND COMMENTS ON HERE THE FACEBOOK REPLIES HAVE BEEN AWESOME.

TRUST THAT THESE FIRST 50 POSTS HAVE BEEN A TESTAMENT IN TRIAL AND ERROR AND MY MIND IS SET TO RAISE THE BAR ONCE AGAIN..IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN YEAR....YA YA YAA DIG!!!

I MISS the Good OL DAYS

HIP HOP AIN'T DEAD BUT UR MARRIAGE IS...(oooh i like that)

One of hip hop’s most talked about married couples have split. VIBE has confirmed that Nas and Kelis are headed for a divorce. “I can confirm that she has filed for divorce,” a spokesperson for Kelis told VIBE. “We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time.” At around 3:45pm PST, high-powered attorney Laura Wasser (who has also represented Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, and Stevie Wonder) filed a divorce petition today on behalf of Kelis, citing irreconciable differences. The bombshell comes amid recent reports that the acclaimed rhymer and influential R&B vixen were expecting their first child together—a son. Kelis is currently seven months pregnant. This is unfortunate, we liked them as a couple. Carmen giving your rival JAY-Z brains and now this, Nas can’t seem to win with the ladies. MAYBE IT'LL INCITE SOME HYPE LYRICS....ahhh wishful thinking......

SOOOOOO WHAT UR SAYING IS I SHOULD MAKE A SEXTAPE TOO....

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....because it seems everyone from the A list to the D list is making one and gettin all types of press, success, notoriety and increased fan base following;....i can't lie...i'm contemplating settin up a moderately famous chick and boosting her career and mine.....it's easier and cheaper than having to tour all of Europe to get the same hits on my MYSPACE.....


the LATEST to add her DVD or DiviX to the Blockbuster beheind the pink curtain LIST is none other than the moderatly modestly infamous "HOOPZ" from FLAVA OF LOVE....YES THAT BLACK GREMLIN LOOKIN MO'PHUKERS sloppy 3rds or wtv number he is at now...


















I couldn't leave you all without a link to see da shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
check dis shit out @ http://livesteez.com/watch/435bbu/hoopz-porno

COOKIES AND APPLE JUICE

Back in the day when I was Young I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE BUT SOMETIMES I SIT AND WISH I WAS A KID AGAIN....apparently so DOES CAM'RON.....holla


CAM IS ALWAYS GONNA BE CAM...DON'T TRY AND CHANGE HIM...

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DOOOOOO!!!

So I don't have a problem with the fact that her plum boobies got leaked what I have an issue with is how she thought that in this day and age after what happened to Vida Guerra and Lindsay Lohan how she thought lil boys worldwide weren't RIGOROUSLY trying to HACK INTO HER SHIT since she was diddy boppin in front that Mirror in her first VIDEO...she's quoted as saying "How can People be so evil....".....EVIL?!? bitch you're naked...there's nothing evil about it....As Monique put it.......boys like BOOBIES....it's BOOBIES...U dont need a reason to want to see boobies...helloooooooOOOOO mARDI gRAS....I could be in an in depth conversation with my mom on the phone...if a girl flashes me her boobies that conversation is being postponed post haste YAYYYYYYAAA DIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!



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(Johnny Carson intro voice) Herrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee's RHIANNA!!!




I don't even have a thing for RHIANNA but let this be the first time I gave a BAJAN PROPS for anything....she's FIT...nuff SAID lololol