Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Former CLIPSE manager wanted for 10m $ DRUG RING





AllHipHop.com is reporting that former Clipse manager / nightclub owner (Anthony “Geezy” Gonzalez) has been charged by the US district Court with running a $10 million A YEAR.... DRUG RING!!! According to papers Gonzalez’s 6 year drug empire allegedly shipped 100’s of pounds of cocaine and over a ton of marijuana in Virginia since 2003. Federal documents state that the defendants PLAYED “themselves out as music producers, rappers, entrepreneurs, club owners, clothing designers and other legitimate occupations in order to conceal the true source of their income”. Furthermore, Gonzalez is accused of making several “kingpin transactions” such as purchasing large amounts of cocaine for $200,000 and over 600 pounds of marijuana for $540,000 in 2007. “Gonzalez’s Encore Lounge nightclub was allegedly purchased in 2007 for $80,000 and 40 pounds of marijuana.Earlier this year, the Virginia Beach nightclub closed down after a reputed 100-plus incidents of violence and drug transactions in 2008. To date, Anthony “Geezy” Gonzalez remains at large. At press time, the Clipse could not be reached for comment.” Wow. That’s NOT SURPRISING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I MEAN have you heard a Clipse album? LMAO wtf...run GEEZY RUN ....

ROTH ~VS~ROSS

The pretty boy challenger and the summer for summer Heavyweight square off in stores on the charts on the shelves and coincidentally in person
ROTH VERSUS ROSS
two artists who will be making their mark this summer so go cop the albums or download it..just make sure u tell em u appreciate the fact that they keep ur system bumpin...

rigatoni tv....ya ya YA DIGG!!!

http://www.myspace.com/asherrothmusic


and.....


RICK ROSS ... http://www.myspace.com/rickross


p.s. fat guys shouldn't wear polka dot.....just my opinion

Summers COMING....better get into BIKINI SHAPE




I know alot of you PUUUUUUUUUUURTY LIL Ladies are like "O M G.....summer is coming and I got x amount of days to get rid of that winter tummy that looks like ur tryna shop lift a halter top up under your actual halter top....well.....*aheM* I HEAR DAT SHIT.....get in the gym get ur crunches on,, get on the bike,,,do ur sit ups,,,,do sum shit I dont care if u work two jobs to afford the tummy tuck......all I'm saying is u got 3 OPTIONS.....either ur a TYPE A, TYPE B, OR A TYPE L this summer and I ain't afraid TO TELL YOU WHICH ONE YOU ARE ya ya ya digggggggg!!!!





________Type A Bikini Body is basically called the JESSICA AAAAALBA.... rid urself of the cellulite and the pillsbury doughboy bread luv handles where ever it might be on ur GRADE A BODY it is also an A because it's the body ur most LIKLEY TO (A)ATTAIN AND (A)ACHIEVE ... smooth tanned and sexy...wit a lil bit of ASS....*smiles*



-------------A TYPE B BIKINI BODY----------------
Is also dubbed the Black gIRL BOOTY body...for it is a mix of some body building, structural toning and of course.....boooooooooty!!!! Mel B is the spokesperson for the moment for the GRADE B bikini Body...U`D think B would be a lower grade....just the opposite...BASICALLY BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE URBAN WORDS WITH B IN'EM MAKING MEL B A BADDASS BAMBINA...period...and oh yea...eddie murphy is officially the gayest man on the planet.





-------------TYPE L BIKINI BODY

DO I REALLY need the definition....ur basically not even trying...only Grade Lower than the L IS A Z....for zebra tan...cuz u've been tanning with a bbq grill and ended up looking like RANDALL in Monsters INC..(no i will not explain my metaphor do some googling and research u lazy assholes)
TYPE L also dubbed the Lindsay LOHAN aka eat sumthin bitch is a fan favorite of SKELETOR AND SUPERMODELS everywhere...dull, pale, and scary..if i need dental floss I'LL hit up DONALD at the PHARMACY...ya ya YA DIG....

Thursday, April 23, 2009

THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL YOU FORGOT


This is For all my JORDAN FANS....the die hards the retro junkies the heads that know what basketball really was.........i finally found the version of this commerical spoof in good quality.....hollla if u remember this....

Since WE oN THAT GHETTO THEME


It's all about the FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTYLE....10 for the dismount and fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen for da Landing....OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


DONT BE RUUUUDE!!!

TOP 60 GHETTO FEMALE NAMES this YEAR....

Even I have to say this was pretty well thought up and well DONE...don't hate....embrace...


BOY oh BOY ....DO I FEEL FOR THAT # 1 SPOT....

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

What's IN MY BAG? feat Saul Williams

What's in MY BAG? featuring MOS DEF

FASHION WHORE BULLETIN ep.2wo





WE'RE BACK. and this time around I'm gonna SPAZ out on two of my fav things and designers...VIOLENCE AND STYLE..Shirts from TANK THEORY and Two Piece combos from HUGO BOSS



ENJOY!!!






















WORKOUT FOR THE AGES

MORE WOMEN SHOULD BE DOING THIS WORKOUT...THEY'D KEEP THEIR MAN IF THEY WERE (LOL)

RAINBOW PARTIES.....WTF (if I caught My daughter....)


IF I EVER CAUGHT MY DAUGHTER.....doing this.........oooooooooooooooo I'd tell her to tell her mother and see if she can get mommies friends to have one of those parties (heehee) no seriously now...
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GOD HELP HER....cuz a near death experience was in her future....

It's not so much a problem that they're happening it's at the age of which they are happening...which in turn is a great deal a fault of the boundaries of the media and discipline more so a lack there of from PARENTAL GUIDANCE...sex scene came on during the WOOD back in the day and POPS damn near kung fu kicked the VCR (Video CASSETE RECORDER for all you 22 and under) right off the top of the T.V.(that stands for..nvmd)

So for you to tell me that these kids nowadays are so crafty at being secretive that parents don't know what the deal is...using the same stupid secret OPs movements we were using a decade (or two) earlier is ridiculous and preposterous to me...*ya I got some big words ina mi vocab dem cha!)

I Heard About It From: 2 seperate Sources...

The Queen of Believing Anything, "Oprah Winfrey"

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A dinner Party I went to approx 2 years ago from an Elementary School TEACHER (with nice JUGS)


The "Threat"

"Rainbow Parties " Doesn't sound too bad, right? It could be a coloring party for kids, or a house decorating get-together. Maybe some kind of friendly gay pride thing.

But no, according to a guest featured on the Oprah Winfrey Show, rainbow parties were wild, oral sex parties that were being held by teenagers all over North America. At these orgies, each girl would wear a different shade of lipstick and as they each serviced a lucky guy in sequence, it'd leave a "rainbow" of colors on his dong.

The story was so widely believed that sex educators across the country started to investigate. Simon & Schuster quickly published a young adult novel imaginatively entitled Rainbow Party to warn of the non-existent danger. Don't bother reading it. I flipped right to the end and the party never happens. FAG! anyways Turns out the girl's dad comes home early, so the party gets canceled. Fucking douche!

It didn't matter, the damage was done. Once the teen literature industry dips its filthy beak into something, the moral panic is on.

What we have to ask ourselves is...were your kids watching RAINBOW BRIGHT when this IDEA dawned on them....NO eh!...wanna know why not...cuz back then we weren't all hopped up on the idea of sex and oral because it wasn't so common place in commercials and music and ads and tv and movies...and cereal boxes...ya i said it...cereal..HELLOOOOOO TOUCAN SAM...anyways...
All I'm saying is...times have changed...and if i can be punished for not taking out the trash then someone should be damn near killed when catcing their kid in a Rainbow Party...cuz I'd be dead right now...with my Spirit writing this BLOG in the PEARLY GATES TRIBUNE Weekly.....YA YA YAAAAA DIG!!!!


P.s. If Rainbow Parties had this Bitch as HOSTESS.....i'd be right there next to yo kidsssssssssssssss LOLOL






Tuesday, April 7, 2009

GSP Punch Out

Can't even front this made me smile as soon as I SAW IT....



Anyone who's from that ERA knows why this is CLASSIC n if u'r at a loss go do some wikipedia research and UP ur retro knowledge GOSH!!!