I know alot of you PUUUUUUUUUUURTY LIL Ladies are like "O M G.....summer is coming and I got x amount of days to get rid of that winter tummy that looks like ur tryna shop lift a halter top up under your actual halter top....well.....*aheM* I HEAR DAT SHIT.....get in the gym get ur crunches on,, get on the bike,,,do ur sit ups,,,,do sum shit I dont care if u work two jobs to afford the tummy tuck......all I'm saying is u got 3 OPTIONS.....either ur a TYPE A, TYPE B, OR A TYPE L this summer and I ain't afraid TO TELL YOU WHICH ONE YOU ARE ya ya ya digggggggg!!!!
________Type A Bikini Body is basically called the JESSICA AAAAALBA.... rid urself of the cellulite and the pillsbury doughboy bread luv handles where ever it might be on ur GRADE A BODY it is also an A because it's the body ur most LIKLEY TO (A)ATTAIN AND (A)ACHIEVE ... smooth tanned and sexy...wit a lil bit of ASS....*smiles*
-------------A TYPE B BIKINI BODY----------------
Is also dubbed the Black gIRL BOOTY body...for it is a mix of some body building, structural toning and of course.....boooooooooty!!!! Mel B is the spokesperson for the moment for the GRADE B bikini Body...U`D think B would be a lower grade....just the opposite...BASICALLY BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE URBAN WORDS WITH B IN'EM MAKING MEL B A BADDASS BAMBINA...period...and oh yea...eddie murphy is officially the gayest man on the planet.
-------------TYPE L BIKINI BODY
DO I REALLY need the definition....ur basically not even trying...only Grade Lower than the L IS A Z....for zebra tan...cuz u've been tanning with a bbq grill and ended up looking like RANDALL in Monsters INC..(no i will not explain my metaphor do some googling and research u lazy assholes)
TYPE L also dubbed the Lindsay LOHAN aka eat sumthin bitch is a fan favorite of SKELETOR AND SUPERMODELS everywhere...dull, pale, and scary..if i need dental floss I'LL hit up DONALD at the PHARMACY...ya ya YA DIG....
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