THE FUNKY MONKEES IS COMING,.,,PURPLE ROCK COCAINE...

EEEEEE EEEEE EEEE AAWWWWWWK AWWWK AWWKKKK A HOOO HOOOOHOOOOO

CUT CHO NUTS OFF, U HOE ASS BITCHES AND...UMMmmm (scratches head)

ummmmm *ahem* yeahhh WHAT HE SAID,....I co SIGNS THAT SHIT.....nacka! LOLOLL


(p.s. shout out to illmestizo for that one...awww my stomach)

SEEMS like a MCdeez THEME today.."gimme MY NUGGETS"

A Lady who will name herself cuz i refuse to utter it,.....has reportedly got into it with the POLICE AND MCDONALDS....talk about two of the biggest GANGS world wide....over not recieving a refund when they cash girl reported that they didn't have her 10 piece nuggets and would not give her the subsequent refund but said u can pick sumthin else of equal value....


if u ask me she shoulda went RICK ROSS on her....BITCH...WH WHE WHER WHERE MY MONEY!!!

I NEEEEEEED, I NEED I NEED Casssssssssssssshhhh!!!

Skate BOARD P ~vs~ MCDONALDS....LOL

ALL I GOTTA SAY IS ...DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS.................Do Broadway!!!

Tyrese EXCLUSIVE....LOL (he makes me LAUGH)

SO i'M oNline SearchIN for FAST & FURIOUS info and came across this....some ppl suck
at interviews boy....check his face when she asks him about TRANSFORMERS 2 THIS SUMMER

I had a real LOL moment.....(laugh out loud)
remember when ppl didn't know what LOL meant...and they thought u made a typo or were speaking latin..wow...

HIS NAME IS CUDI..(pronounced ;kuh_dee) lol

I don't think I've had a Bromance this fast EVER......his name is KID CUDI and he's A BREATH OF FRESH EAR within this musical noize pollution ......

CROOKERS from Europe remixed and remade the beat to a technotronic blend

very very VERY WELL DONE

he'll be big before ur next 5 min crapper on the toilet...trust me

Kanye....even though u cock blocked me DUDE...

....here's that "NU NU" and I don't mean sexy ass LAUREN LONDON.....(Hi LAUREN)....*ahem* as I was saying....youtube n dem (Fbook) blocked the new dub drop for goon tribe due to copywright laws for the BEAT....wtv....stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuups!!! but i can't hate on the presence of the man's video genius...u can't take any of his videos and say he did the same thing...he's about as indifferent to being different as Don King is to a SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL Hair relaxer KIT ( COME check ya boy at work I'LL HOOKSITUP) lol I ain't never had this problem personally but....in this context if u feeling down this video will help u STAY UP!!! *wink wink* che i know u like that dere...



CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE THE VIDEO....

Take them to CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!

ALL I KNOW IS IF THIS is how they've been gettin down in churches down south...THIS UP NORTH SERMON IS BULLSHIT...(excuse me Lord).....peep my short black pastor near the end tearing up the floor wit dem GATORS.....A WHA!!! (AS my main man TC? would say)

I remember once...for my God son's baptism that I held him in the pews while he kicked into a lil nap..who could blame him we'd already been there for like 2 hours....pastor gets up the choir starts clearing their throats...couple amens and sweet jesus' later...the ppl have gone MAD....HEAD GONE...PUSH BACK PUSH BACK....RIGHT BACK....i'm watchin ol gurl who i thought was cute upon arrival .... catch the spirit...looks like the spirit caught her...called his friends and had a frat party up in there cuz she went BUCK!!!.....admist all of this I feel a hand......place itself on my head like the ADDAMS FAMILY....i turn an see this older blk woman...mumbling incoherent speech.....needless to say i raised up...thus bumping lil man's head on the end of the wood pew....turn to the OOOOMAN...and b4 i could say my idle threat...Black Beetlejuices long lost cousin has intervened saying..."SHES' BLESSING U"....YEA...WELL tell she fi BLESS OFF......i'm older now....and I need some new alligator shoes cuz this revival I'M FEELING...YA YA YAA DIGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Obama GeTTIN kINKy in MICHI's OVAL office

u like those play on words...I should be gettin paid for this shit....never u mind.....all I know is there's black folks in the WHITE HOUSE...and they are getting down to funky town....or are they???

SLIM THUG ....weirds me OUT....

...He looks like Lurch wit Braids....(ie:Lurch the MUNSTERS TV SHOW) (do ur homework)

anyways...I don't care for a next mans preferences but when ur airing it out on public radio....well

u be the JUDGE...

VEGETARIANS HAVE BETTER SEX....???

So I may lay off MEAT..................................NOT ....


EVEN IF THEY did....would u give up A SWISS MELT ANGUS BEEF BURGER WIT ONION RINGS


HA.....

GIMME BACON,
STEAK, a CHEESEBURGER, STEAK N CHEESE SUB AND A RACK OF BRONTOSAURUS RIBS
i LIKE MY MEAT...NO HOMO TIMES INFINITY

but I can say,

This was by far the most appealing effort to convert me....better luck next time veggie heads...


I'm gonna be humping til the bacon grease slithers down my belly along with the sex sweat...
going til my heart gives out due to excess fat....in the arteries...
dual shock me wit the defibrillators and..........."Where was I ......oh yea and KEEP HUMPING"


Nice try...Carrot top isn't exactly the model of perfection for u guys...



Maybe if cows rise up and start wiping out man...MAYBE...just maybe then I might start favoring broccoli over brown seasoned summer time BBQ'D mmmm Mmmmmhmmmm BURGER patties ya ya YA DIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!



Vegetarians have better sex?

HE BRINGS ME INSPIRATION

I see emcees like this and my aspirations SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT out the roof...here's my question....why does he have his laptop BAG ON THE WHOLE TIME !!! LOLOL


Rigatoni tv holla atcha BOY!

GET FAMILIAR!!! Entry # 001

Ladies and GENTS....and my Rigatoni TV FAITHFUL

this is Kyle CEASE!!!!!!!!!! get familiar DEBUT....ya...ya.....YA DIG!!!

Watch it BEFORE THEY TAKE IT OFF YOUTUBE

hilarious

HOW COOL IS OBAMA...I'll tell u HOW COOL

,,,Not only does he have tremendous charisma and presence (like myself) when delivering a speech or being interviewed but he can TALK TRASH....

Unless you've been living under a rock (and it's okay to admit if you have, I'm told rent is cheap), you probably heard that President Barack Obama sat courtside at D.C.'s Verizon Center Friday night, watching his hometown Chicago Bulls take on the Washington Wizards.

The First Fan drank beer, read the game program and left early (with four minutes left) during a blowout. "All common American activity, except most of us don't sit courtside, nor are we important enough that the NBA will hold up a tip-off until we get to our seats."

Obama's night of I'm gonna be a regular "Joe Plumber Americana" didn't stop there. He also exchanged a few playful words with a Diehard Wizards fan sitting a few rows back. Yes, that's right, the 44th President of the United States joined in a little trash talk. Awesome.

The vocal instigator: Miles Rawls (above, standing, "heckling"), the commissioner of the Barry Farms' Goodman League — a big-time summer circuit in Southeast D.C., which has starred Gilbert Arenas and Kevin Durant, among others.

Dan Steinberg of the D.C. Sports Bog, in a fun must-read, talked with Rawes about trading barbs with the President.

Here's a snippet from the interview:

[Rawls] said his chatter, like always, was unscripted, "right off the top of my head. I just had to see how he was gonna take it," Rawls said. "Once I knew he was a big trash talker, too, about them Bulls, that means the gloves came off." [...]

"I wasn't heckling the President and I don't heckle the players. I talk about their weaknesses. We was having a good time. He was talking trash and I was talking trash. I couldn't believe he was that laidback and real. I loved it."

And while they talked through much of the game, Rawls — who had never met a President — said no lines were crossed. "I wasn't disrespectful," he said. "I know my limits."

So, for example, he told the President that if he was rooting for the visitors, he was "gonna have to keep it to a low roar, because we're cheering for the Wizards over here." Obama, in turn, repeatedly needled Rawls about the Wizards' habit of letting leads evaporate, especially when the Bulls made a run.

"We was just going back and forth," Rawls said. "Once Chicago started coming back, he told me, 'Now I think you need to sit down.' When Tyrus Thomas dunked on somebody, he turned around, was talking smack. Then JaVale McGee had that alley-oop, and he gave me the high five. We was just supporting each others' team, having a good time."


NOW THATS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

WHEN did the 80's come BACK...

(yes folks that is MENUDO)

....I'd like to know please, Because I'm seeing a whole HEAP of kids..walking round making me feel like the door to my CRIB became the portal to the TWILIGHT ZONE...like I done walked through the back of someones wardrobe with a bunch of fur coats tripped and fell out the back into a whole New World where kids had HIGH TOPS and the girls were rocking pastel colored glasses with no lenses and BIG hair was back and everyone was bright as SHIIIIIIIIIT like Ronald MC Donald was the clothing stylist of the YEAR award WINNER and HAMBURGLAR was doing everyones MAKEUP....I'm saying tho...MAJORITY of the kids rocking it ....ARE KIDS...u guys arent even 80's babies....that means ur parents weren't even fuckin yet to have u on accident or purporse...I DON'T even consider 89' born babies to be 80's babies cuz u were bobble heading and drooling still for toooo long to be able to remember anything other than peeing out yellow beams like a laser pointer whilst getting ur diaper changed...I see "THE COOL KIDS" doin what they do but they're a RAP GROUP..
.a pretty decent young up and coming rap group ....i'd prefer to see them bite the 80's than start channeling the outworldly KOOL KIETH...who's cool is on a whole'nother PLANET....


























I'm seeing the door knocker ear rings coming back,,, the spandex...one piece suits from FAME...


the leg warmers have been present now for at least 2 years...the lil ballerina slippers and tutus

...the NEON TRACK SUIT JACKETS that made you look like u were a paint ball target in a paintball fight without the paintball gun....like u let ur lil brother do ur laundry and he accidentally dropped in all his crayola colors...(mother why did you dress me so) the names etched into the back of the fades and HIGH TOPS...i cant believe they're making a comeback..i'm so pissed
7years with braids i coulda kept the afro and trimmed that hedge...be4 these youngstas STOLE IT....i sound like i'm mad....no no...


I'M LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!! ENVIOUS EVEN.......I should of checked my Chinese New Year calender with my Marty Mcfly time watch and seen that the fashion planets were all aligning and that the trends were coming around again....I may have missed this HALEY's comet but I won't miss the next one (let's hope it's not baggy pants and black army boots ya dig) ...kinda like how that SPACE ROCK MISSED EARTH ON MONDAY,..
..see how they keep US in the DARK...

I COULD OF DIED MAN!!!!!......where was OBAMA i wanna have a word with HIM

SOMEBODY BETTER HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN ANSWERS....or its their ASS


RIGATONI.....AND WE OUTTI....

Rasheeeeed may you REST IN PEACE my brother