IF I EVER CAUGHT MY DAUGHTER.....doing this.........oooooooooooooooo I'd tell her to tell her mother and see if she can get mommies friends to have one of those parties (heehee) no seriously now...
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GOD HELP HER....cuz a near death experience was in her future....
It's not so much a problem that they're happening it's at the age of which they are happening...which in turn is a great deal a fault of the boundaries of the media and discipline more so a lack there of from PARENTAL GUIDANCE...sex scene came on during the WOOD back in the day and POPS damn near kung fu kicked the VCR (Video CASSETE RECORDER for all you 22 and under) right off the top of the T.V.(that stands for..nvmd)
So for you to tell me that these kids nowadays are so crafty at being secretive that parents don't know what the deal is...using the same stupid secret OPs movements we were using a decade (or two) earlier is ridiculous and preposterous to me...*ya I got some big words ina mi vocab dem cha!)
I Heard About It From: 2 seperate Sources...
The Queen of Believing Anything, "Oprah Winfrey"
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A dinner Party I went to approx 2 years ago from an Elementary School TEACHER (with nice JUGS)
The "Threat"
"Rainbow Parties " Doesn't sound too bad, right? It could be a coloring party for kids, or a house decorating get-together. Maybe some kind of friendly gay pride thing.
But no, according to a guest featured on the Oprah Winfrey Show, rainbow parties were wild, oral sex parties that were being held by teenagers all over North America. At these orgies, each girl would wear a different shade of lipstick and as they each serviced a lucky guy in sequence, it'd leave a "rainbow" of colors on his dong.
The story was so widely believed that sex educators across the country started to investigate. Simon & Schuster quickly published a young adult novel imaginatively entitled Rainbow Party to warn of the non-existent danger. Don't bother reading it. I flipped right to the end and the party never happens. FAG! anyways Turns out the girl's dad comes home early, so the party gets canceled. Fucking douche!
It didn't matter, the damage was done. Once the teen literature industry dips its filthy beak into something, the moral panic is on.
What we have to ask ourselves is...were your kids watching RAINBOW BRIGHT when this IDEA dawned on them....NO eh!...wanna know why not...cuz back then we weren't all hopped up on the idea of sex and oral because it wasn't so common place in commercials and music and ads and tv and movies...and cereal boxes...ya i said it...cereal..HELLOOOOOO TOUCAN SAM...anyways...
All I'm saying is...times have changed...and if i can be punished for not taking out the trash then someone should be damn near killed when catcing their kid in a Rainbow Party...cuz I'd be dead right now...with my Spirit writing this BLOG in the PEARLY GATES TRIBUNE Weekly.....YA YA YAAAAA DIG!!!!
P.s. If Rainbow Parties had this Bitch as HOSTESS.....i'd be right there next to yo kidsssssssssssssss LOLOL
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