What ya'll Watching HOESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

JUST CUZ I KNO YA'LL LUVIN THIS DUDE!!!

UNFORGIVABLE PART #2

Honeymoon MUST a been an EPILEPTIC SEIZURE

Not only is my main man here getting Married and feeling all sorts of wonderful but God felt so good as to bless him with a visit....forget catching the bouquet...gwan an catch di spirit during the vows...if this was the wedding can u imagine what that honeymoon suite first night must of been....lawwwwwwwwwwwwwd...tek buddy gyalllll u tink mi EZ...!!! baM... she's probably the one who caught the spirit that night....3hree timez.....BAM BAM AND BAM!!! all I know is this....I would have loved to of been at that WEDDING RECEPTION....conversation piece INDEEEEEEEEEEED....

Do you take this women to be ur lawf........"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!""""

dude had a MICHAEL JACKSONS BADDDDD MOMENT...WITHOUT THE THE SUBWAY STEAM!!!


holla atcha boy...RIGATONI TV...

I Don't think I need an explaination for this...

but I will say this....this is probably one of the reasons I didnt release LIGHTS OUT...gotta be true to me and those that know me.....1 luv

Leave A-Rod ALONE this dudes ON HORSE HORMONES (or sumthin)

...on some GREEN MILE, Lou Farigno mutant gene induced asparagus or some shit...

there's no DIET TO EXPLAIN THIS...

Cuz i been eating MY PASTA OK...

NOW.............I'd like to think that i'm in pretty GOOD shape..for a man my age and height...(don't hate)....I mean....if like let's say gun shots went off during a Caribana trip I think I CAN make it up YONGE street b4 alot of ya.....or for EXAMPLE if an asteroid was falling out the sky I'm pretty sure I could EDDIE GEORGE my way to the front of the escape POD line to flee Earth...aND i've noticed with the music thing I gotta stay in shape and for sports and with the size of gear gettin tighter u wanna as the ever talkaholic DIDDY says "Maintain ur sexy" ....


BUT....
...when u got this NI**a in the PARK in broad Daylight smashing the shit out of your 1hour to 2hour workout with this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit....like WTF!!!

He ain't even use no WEIIIIIGHTS!!! (said through gritted teeth) friggin guy what the hell....u'r making us all look bad....


KIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USING THOSE U ANIMAUX...oh MON DIEU

look for yourselves

FASHION WHORE BULLETIN

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It's no shock to some of you that I'm quite the fashion brothel concubine PAMELA ANDERSON stuck in a Frat House....(cough cough..:whore:.cough)

so RIGATONI TV would like to present this bi weekly 2wice monthly segment we've enitiled

FASHION WHORE BULLETIN (Bullet ina ya MUMA)

Like I told an amputee who had both his legs cut off at the KNEES..."Come KICK it wit me a sec"


MY SHOE COLLECTION IS GROWING AND I GOT SOME ISH YA NEVER SEEN OR HEARD BUT THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO COP IN THE LIFE OF A SERIAL SHOPAHOLIC



HERE ARE SOME NEW ONES I INTEND TO DRY HUMP THE SALES CLERK FOR...
CREATIVE RECREATION
PUBLIC ROYALTY PUBLIC ROYALTY

Blac Label Co.


LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE KNOW I'M KNOWN FOR MY IN UR FACE STATEMENT TEE'S HERE'S A COUPLE TO CHECK for in the months to come...



KEEP YOUR SETS TUNED IN, THIS HAS BEEN A FASHION WHORE BULLETIN...

OOOOOOOOOOO...BAMMM....A..DAAAAAAA Our Home and Native Land..."

So OBAMA border hops into Canada and where do they send him...to the most boring of city stops...I don't even know why OTTAWA is A CAPITAL!!!.....I'd even accept TORONTO!!! (rolls eyes) stealing Montreal's thunder to have OBAMA touch down for a visit...but the O-T-T,,yeah u don't know me?? . BAHHH HUMBUG!!!

Not only that but whilst flipping thru the Montreal Gazette....just the picture alone is worth a 1000 humorous words....Check OBAMA's Swagger in his step.,.. ..as my mother would say it's DENZELIAN like....it makes HARPER look like such a DWEEEEB!!! I was tellin my Brother..."look at his arms...looks like he's rocking an INVICTA School bag being dropped off for his first day of School........It looks like Qui-Gon walking with C3-PO...LOL....why's this dudes arms look like a Kung FU grip G.I.JOE..waiting to be leg squeezed."


I'm not asking for a black PRIME MINISTER ..I'm simply looking for a cooooooooooooler P.M. to represent and show we got some backbone, style, class, and RESILIANCE....

like i once said b4 I'm Starting to see the CAN'T when I see CANADA!!!


go do what you do...

O.....................BAM............A!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEL.....BIG blooooooood CLOT CHUNE DAT...seen!!!

TAKE....THESE BROKEN WINGS...!!!

START UR DAY OFF RIGHT..with some WAFFLE FRIES..LOL

I don't know who this DUDE IS...BUT...."B*$^#!!! YOU GOT SOME SIBLINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT...!!!"

Enjoy the SERIES!!! ITS HILARIOUS.

P.s. UNFORGIVABLE

THE FIVE KILLERS

From the PRODUCERS of AFRO SAMURAI.....an ANIME mini series that was most likely OVERLOOKED.....THE FIVE KILLERS.....


peep

NEED TO SPICE UP UR SEX LIFE...

...say NO MORE...u got STING incorporating TANTRIC sex sessions (Tantric sex is about channeling your energies. Next time you’re “in the act,” focus on the sensation and try to move it throughout your body. It is helpful to imagine it in your head — picture the energy coursing up and down each leg, across your torso, even into your head. By gaining control over your energy, you are no longer passive to your sexual urges. This can change your life forever — from helping men who pre-ejaculate to allowing both men and women to reach full body orgasms.)

Girls bringing in TOYS. . . ?!?***







... Or DUDES tryna focus in on basketball in their mind *u kno u DO IT* to maintain & prevent the gun from being a PISTOL STARTER....quick pop and put away til the next SPRINT.


Whatever floats ur BOAT THAT'S coollllllll with ME.....(as long as it's not done to me)

UR TECHNIQUE IS......HUH!!!......effective....yet..................UNORTHODOX....HUH!!!


BRAG WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS .....

FUNNY MONEY

I'd like to know sumthin...I'm@work..reading the GAZETTE 2daY and Every where I look I see a Big Business Company somehow being bailed out for 100's of million of dollars...not the ppl who got fired but the company...the company that's already let go of 1000 ppl continentally in one sitting...and you have to WONDER...wherrrrrrre the HELLLLLLLL was all this MONEY....WHEN THE Tsunami HIT,,,when NEW ORLEANS got SMASHED,,,When AMY WINEHOUSE needed proper REHAB...and said she "...won't GO GO GO" she could of still had her black card...like how JUSTIN's vice grip clamping down onto his....all I'm saying is...MONEY doesn't grow on trees...or so they tell me...but somehow there's BAIL OUT MONEY for companies I've never heard of....and "Fist ya DOWN CHRIS BROWN" has to pay 5o gRAND for BAIL.....cha!!!.....THIS has been 60 sec's of RIGATONI TV NEWS....signing off HUGE HEFNA....you stay CLASSY MONTREAL...

So the WORLD IS CHANGING...

MY QUESTION IS....??? Are we changing with it?

THINK ABOUT IT...

WE (and I'm not even American) GOT A BLACK PRESIDENT....

THE RED SOX, THE PATRIOTS AND THE CELTICS have all won CHAMPIONSHIPS for BOSTON IN THE LAST DECADE.....

We're Living Through a GLOBAL Recession.....

and WHITNEY HOUSTON IS APPARENTLY OFF CRACK....!!!



LIKE...Woah La....c'est tres Fou la....!!!

all WE need now is to see MICHAEL JACKSON WITH SOME PIGMENTATION
and I will have lived a full life before the age of 30

WHAT'S NEXT you have to ask yourself....


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IF you said SHO laFleur producing RIGATONI TV

then u sir/madame r a MUTANT and need to be executed on site

IF you didn't...well....U know NOW

The world is CHANGING....
go shave your moustache gals n gents and CHANGE WITH IT


this is the premier Captains LOG....

signing out

ur HOST


hUGE hEFNA

p.s. BOOKMARK ME.....WE'RE GONNA MAKE HISTORY THIS YEAR

P.P.s. Most IMPORTANTLY leave UR COMMENTARY this is MORE ABOUT WHAT WE THINK...than What I think...UNO